Dappy suggests bandmate Fazer is sex-tape star
March 19, 2012 by Michael Baggs | Photo by WENN.com
Just when you thought you'd made it through Monday without any idiocy from former N-Dubz rapper Dappy, he appears to have suggested that the man in the rumoured Tulisa sex tape is indeed their bandmate Fazer.
How does he know? He recognised his genitals from previous group sex experiences with Fazer.
Tulisa's record label have today strongly denied the female in the supposed sex tape was singer Tulisa, but Dappy apparently suggested that the individuals in the video were indeed his N-Dubz bandmates. Her label is said to be taking legal action against the indiviual or individuals who posted the video online.
"JUST SO EVERY 1 KNOWS,ME AND FAZER HAVE F...ED MANY BITCHES 2 GETHER,SO I AM CLEARLY STATING THAT THE D..K IN T'S ALLEGED SEX TAPE IS FAZERS," said Dappy on Twitter, before adding: "SECOND OF ALL,THAT WAS MORE THAN 3 YEARS AGO WHEN FAZER TOOK THEM PICS..THIS IS SIMPLY @IamFazer TRYING 2 GET @officialtulisa BACK!NUFF SAID."
He later deleted the second tweet from his account, replacing it with: "MY NAMES DAPPY AND I TALK SHIT ALL DAY EVERYDAY. I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME AND NO COMMON SENSE. IMA **** BOY."
We couldn't have put it better ourselves.
How does he know? He recognised his genitals from previous group sex experiences with Fazer.
Tulisa's record label have today strongly denied the female in the supposed sex tape was singer Tulisa, but Dappy apparently suggested that the individuals in the video were indeed his N-Dubz bandmates. Her label is said to be taking legal action against the indiviual or individuals who posted the video online.
"JUST SO EVERY 1 KNOWS,ME AND FAZER HAVE F...ED MANY BITCHES 2 GETHER,SO I AM CLEARLY STATING THAT THE D..K IN T'S ALLEGED SEX TAPE IS FAZERS," said Dappy on Twitter, before adding: "SECOND OF ALL,THAT WAS MORE THAN 3 YEARS AGO WHEN FAZER TOOK THEM PICS..THIS IS SIMPLY @IamFazer TRYING 2 GET @officialtulisa BACK!NUFF SAID."
He later deleted the second tweet from his account, replacing it with: "MY NAMES DAPPY AND I TALK SHIT ALL DAY EVERYDAY. I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME AND NO COMMON SENSE. IMA **** BOY."
We couldn't have put it better ourselves.